i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast
on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know
If you hang out with chickens, you’re going to cluck and if you hang out with eagles, you’re going to fly.
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything
do you ever wonder what could have been? because I do all the time
Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with